The JungleMan Saga

"Look, up in the sky!"
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"No, it's a silverfish on your glasses"

-You expected JungleMan? He's not faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, or able to leap doghouses with a running start. He's JungleMan, strange visitor from another planet like we all are, with flowers and amenities par for mortal man. JungleMan, who can bend Steel-City paper clips in his bare hands.-And not disguised as a mild-mannered re-poster for a greedy metropolitan conglomerate, he still fights for truth, justice, and the Amelican Bay....

Here you'll find parodies, satire, lampoons, and just bits of often wry or dark humor.

Satire, by its very nature, is not simply to make us laugh or to poke fun and ridicule on something. It should make us laugh at ourselves, while opening our eyes to a deeper message. Like an editorial cartoon, it should make us think -which is rare in today's world.

Satirical works of JungleMan first began appearing in another now-defunct blog, "Topdogsroartoo," by the same author. The blog was discontinued for personal reasons, but the satires continued, on facebook and elsewhere. The major purpose of this blog is to archive the JungleMan satires as well as some favorites by others. Those of other authors will be given credit whenever the author is known. All JungleMan works are marked as such.

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September 9, 2011

7- Sky Williamson

This is a young lady from Pearland, Texas who thrust herself into celebrity status and notoriety by her nearly single-handed efforts to get the Louisiana courts to remove the beloved Tony the Tiger from his owner -simply because the owner's business happens to be ... a TRUCK STOP, of all things...  She read a book -probably "Born Free"- and thinks she's now an authority on all animals, wild, domestic, living, and dead, and that that all owners are abusers.



As of this publication, Ms. Sky is still embroiled in a flame-war in facebook and elsewhere,  exchanging childish jibes and libel with backers and friends of the truck stop's owner...





Of course, Sky hasn't exactly been fighting a lone battle. Besides a small cadre of brainwashed buddies, she has been adopted by black-widow Carole Baskin, owner of a decrepit pseudo-sanctuary in Tampa, Florida. 
Carole is the type who will stop at nothing to beat the competition, is a legend in her own mind, and hopes the nice judge will give Tony to her. 
Baskin' Baskin black widow satires a-comin' soon...





Did I forget to mention that Sky has the blessings of both Ingrid Newkirk of PeTA and Wayne Pacelle of.... well, I've already introduced you to HIM...


Ingrid Newkirk, the Butcher of Norfolk






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and not necessarily presented as proven fact.

Satire by JungleMan
2011 All rights reserved 


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