The JungleMan Saga

"Look, up in the sky!"
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"No, it's a silverfish on your glasses"

-You expected JungleMan? He's not faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, or able to leap doghouses with a running start. He's JungleMan, strange visitor from another planet like we all are, with flowers and amenities par for mortal man. JungleMan, who can bend Steel-City paper clips in his bare hands.-And not disguised as a mild-mannered re-poster for a greedy metropolitan conglomerate, he still fights for truth, justice, and the Amelican Bay....

Here you'll find parodies, satire, lampoons, and just bits of often wry or dark humor.

Satire, by its very nature, is not simply to make us laugh or to poke fun and ridicule on something. It should make us laugh at ourselves, while opening our eyes to a deeper message. Like an editorial cartoon, it should make us think -which is rare in today's world.

Satirical works of JungleMan first began appearing in another now-defunct blog, "Topdogsroartoo," by the same author. The blog was discontinued for personal reasons, but the satires continued, on facebook and elsewhere. The major purpose of this blog is to archive the JungleMan satires as well as some favorites by others. Those of other authors will be given credit whenever the author is known. All JungleMan works are marked as such.

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September 10, 2011

8- Prepping the Bunnies

Black widow Carole Baskin, in her Big Cat Rescue website, states that all the rabbits used as food for her exotic cats have been "humanely euthanized" with CO2. She claims it puts them to sleep and they peacefully die in their sleep. 


NOT true. The use of gases, and especially CO2, for this purpose, is generally frowned upon as unnecessarily painful and extremely INhumane. In fact, HSUS, to whom BCR is a big contributor, issued a paper denouncing the use of CO2. 


So here is Carole's idea of a humaneuthanization and prep -





(No rabbits were harmed in making this picture. The rabbits were already dead and in the hands of BCR volunteers on a golf cart.)

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